Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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