Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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