So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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