And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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