i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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