what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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