so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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