How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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