I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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