O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
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