just come out here and I will go home with you...
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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