Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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