He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
