Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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