That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I think I sprained my soul last night
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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