i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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