This girl is more easily done than said...
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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