im so drunk with asians
where?
always
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Houston, we have a blender
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
