Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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