We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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