Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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