yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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