The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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