One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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