very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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