the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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