He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
