Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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