is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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