so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
