I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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