i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
wanna go halves on a baby?
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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