she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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