big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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