I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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