Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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