He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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