if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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