i think i have herpe
just one?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
His nipple licking is glorious
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