its not stalking. its research.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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