Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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