Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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