I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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