Non-Jews are for practice
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Randomize
