Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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