I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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