If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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