i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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