why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I cut my penus on the lid.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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