Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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