Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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