jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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