We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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