just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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