Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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