Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
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