She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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