I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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