You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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